Oh, god. The title is a super funny inside joke. Well, maybe not. My cousins and I watched True Jackson VP on Nickelodeon and one of the characters wanted to sing a love song to his girlfriend. The guy he was talking to suggested to scream "FIRE AND ICE" in the middle of the song and the way he screamed it was so freakin' hilarious! My mom imitated it a few seconds after and we bursted out laughing for another five minutes. She's very good at screamo(?).
Today was my sister's early birthday party. My toddler of a cousin caused so much trouble while he was over at our house. First off, he brought this StarWars lego ship and kept fucking shooting me with it. Okay, why did Lego even add shooters to the toy?! The child already throws the Legos at people themselves! One of the times when he shot it was when I was totally spaced out then all of a sudden he shoots it at my forehead and I screamed: "aiya!" The second thing he did was steal my seat in the livingroom. When I tried sitting down on it when he left, he came out from the kitchen screaming and kicking me, then I fell on the ground and he told me to go home. (It was my house..)
Quotes from my little cousin:
-"YOU'RE A MEATBALL!(insult)"
-"I went to McDonald's today. SHHH. It's a secret."
Today ended with this sentence and a thought.
