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16 ; [Cutting Down The Branches]

Today started off with me sprawled across my bed. I believe I was in a deep sleep because I didn't hear my mom trying to wake me up five times and there was a pool of water next to my face. My down blanket is just too warm to even want to get out of bed. I had my first bowl of cereal this year; Reeses Puffs. Yes, I chose the most unhealthy cereal out there.

Afterwards, I texted my friend in the car. She told me her house smelled like cat, but her cat smells like coffee, which means her house smelled like coffee, not cat. Then she said something about curry and Thai iced tea. So confusing! Well, I was supposed to pick her up and go to school because of Exit Exams. I said I would be there at 9:30 then I show up at her door at 9:00 and say "I'm HERE! *SMILE*". She looked rather disturbed to see my face that morning. Gee, I wonder why?

We spent about an hour on the pre-exit exam. Easy english shit. We have math tomorrow. Even easier shit for the Asians. Our homeroom teacher gave us free fruit snacks during the exam because she had too much food in her classroom. Horray, cherry. ; u ; (guhh, I don't like cherry that much. Oh, the cherry medicine! Yucky.) It's funny how my homeroom teacher didn't let my boyfriend sit at the same table as me just because we're going out. Unfairness! We both threw a fit. Aha. After the test, my friend and I doodled "bootyful" people in her sketchbook. I kept drawing the same thing on each person; large nostrils, ear hair, goatee, and a unibrow. They were so wonderful looking.

Oh, my god! Why is it that guys try to crush me whenever they hug me just because I don't have boobs in the way?! Okay, I'm done.

My friend sitting across from us lent us his iTouch because he was watching South Park with my boyfriend. We played "The Game Of Life". Oh, god. Bob(me) was losing so badly to Mary(my friend). She got the actor career and I got a teacher or some shit. She got four paydays in one spin and went three times before I could even start moving on the board! And guess what? When it was my turn, I got...a one. ONE?! Oh, come on! Bob apparently doesn't have much of a successful life. Everytime I'd get a high numbered spin, I'd end up getting taxed and losing 100k or getting money lent over to my friend. ; n ; Wonderful game.

I went to Hip Hop practice for the first time in months. My goodness, I had so many problems learning the dance moves. My fat butt wasn't made for hip hop club, but I do it anyway. We're doing a dance to Love Game by Lady GaGa. The moves are too girly for a manly woman like me! Almost everytime I try to learn a dance, the person teaching it tells me to flirt with the crowd. One of the students teaching us said that she wanted a "play pole" for a dollar. Our other instructor's response was: "WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO KIDS?! Just because Miley Cyrus did that at the Teen Choice Awards. Damn, Miley Cyrus."

The long day was torture and I basically only had to go to two classes today. I was too annoyed with things to go to my annoying ass Algebra teacher's class. (FUCK. Yes, I'm in Algebra. I'm a bad Asian.) So, I cut with my two friends and went to "Hip Hop practice". It was sad because we really did do hip hop practice and I was having a lot of problems with counts. I got the moves down, but I can't keep in tempo, plus I have slow reactions.

Well, I'm done writing for today. My mom bought me fourteen pairs of sunglasses. One of them made me look like Crazy Loop.I loved his shoes in his Crazy Loop music video because they looked like Vans. Horray! Okay, Polynesian club tomorrow.

Today ended with hiding in the stairwell, airpopped popcorn, the band Apocalyptica (Totally awesome metal/instrumental/Alternative rock band!), this sentence, and a thought.