Today was freezing! My fingers feel like they're about to fall off and I barely even started typing. My attempt at warming up: Breathing on certain body parts. That sounds so wrong if you really think about it..Well, today was another block day. 2nd, 4th, lunch, 6th, then off we go. Three whole hours of the same exact teacher. Yaaaaa-not.
Well, today during 2nd period block, my friend was eating a chocolate muffin. When he finished, he rolled up the wrapper and it look like shit. Literally. When I glanced over, I was like "OH, FUCK. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Then people around him starting laughing. His little joke was "I didn't want to waste my hall pass for this grading period...so I just went." That made my day. Then next period, he put it on another person's chair and he was supposed to look down at the chair and see it. Instead..He sits on it and a bunch of us are laughing with our hands over our mouths. When he finds it, it's flat and he throws it on the ground out of disgust. Aha. He owed me two cookies so he said: "Jazmine! That's one of the cookies! Eat it now. ):<" "Oh, no way! I want FRESH cookies, sir."
During lunch, my friends and I had a "bonding circle". Well, after awhile, it became a "perverted/shopping bonding circle". A few questions from our circle:
1. If you were to dye your pubic hair a color, what would it be?
2. Would you stick a vibrating dildo up your ass or chopsticks?
3. Front or Back?
4. Hollister or Aero?
5. Do you like vaginas or penises?
6. Who's hair is better? ____ or ____?
7. Who would you trust to cut your hair? ____, ____, or ___
(Okay, this one, my friend answered. The choices were me, my lover, and my "gurlfran". She answered: I choose (gurlfran) because I don't trust these other two with scissors." HORRAY?)
After school, it was pouring! I forced my boyfriend to walk me and my two friends to the bus stop. I'm so nice. Well, he had an umbrella. ; u ; Love him lots though. aha. So, after he left, we missed the bus. Then we took a different bus, then we went to the library, walked a block back to the bus stop, then took another bus, then finally got to the sushi place. Drenched. YES, it was still pouring while we walked. My jacket is still wet at this moment!
Okay, I'm too tired to write anymore shit.
School ended with loving friends, a scream of terror (lightning! NOOO!), this sentence, and a thought.