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14.5 ; [Purified]

Today was absolutely wonderful. I got to spend the day with my love then my family. This totally made up for all the horrible things that happened this month. I feel so happy and relieved now.

It all started off with me walking into Borders. The night before, my boyfriend and I were having a little argument over who would scare who first. (I tend to scare him a lot when he spaces out.) So, he hid around the graphic novel section and attempted to scare me. Fail. Aha. I walked past him without him seeing me and snook up from behind and scared the shit out of him. BWHWHAHAHA. Lot's of love there. I could tell he was paranoid before I attacked him because his hood was on and he was far away from the actual graphic novel section. He was also hiding. Well, I found him. HORRAY.

After, we spent three hours trying to figure out where to go. My friend called me in the middle of that to find out what the French homework was. When I talked to her my boyfriend moaned: "OH, BABY. FUCK ME HARDER." in the background. Turns out the phone was on speaker and her dad was listening.(Yes, her dad knows me so I was super embarrassed. LOL.) Her dad called him funny after that. ; u ; Then I made him talk into the phone. He said he wanted to high-five my friend's dad because they both like Saosin(band). They're fucking awesome!

We ended up going to the movie theater and watched When In Rome. It was funnier than I expected. I laughed so much when one of the men that fell in love with the main character started talking about sending emotion through sausages. Oh, how my perverted mind works. Afterwards, we went back to the mall and waited until I got picked up.

We stood in the corner near the entrance of Borders and my boyfriend kissed me. The funny thing was that my mom pulled up at the same time. SO BUSTED! She had no clue I had a boyfriend until that moment. My love had no clue what to do but leave right after that. My mom teased me after that because she found it funny that we were so flustered. Apparently she doesn't mind that I have a boyfriend. That's terrific!

When I got home, my mom made our weekly rice dish for family night. My mom ordered "The Invention Of Lying". It was really funny. At the beginning, the characters are about to go on a date and the conversation started out:

(All characters tell the truth.)

"Oh, hey. You just caught me in the middle of masturbating."
"That makes me think of your vagina."
"Now, you wait here while I go upstairs and try to masturbate without you hearing."
"That makes me horny!"

I also laughed at the commercials and advertisements: Coke - It's very famous & Pepsi - when they don't have Coke

Then you see me with a plate of rice in my hands and laughing crazily.
I then made popcorn. NO, not microwave. That's disgusting crap! Ew! I make air-popped. What now?!

After the movie, it was about 8pm and the Grammy Awards was about to start. I thought The Blackeyed Peas, Beyonce, and GreenDay had awesome performances! 21 Guns was awesome when sung with the cast of American Idiot. I'd love to see that musical later on in the year, but the tickets would cost a fortune. Must save up! I stayed up long enough to see the 3D tribute to Micheal Jackson. It was amazing! That's all I have to say.

Well, today ended with a sigh of relieve(actually finished homework), wonder of a dirty-minded boy, this sentence, and a thought.