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A "Fiary"

Kirby's Epic Yarn Music Extended - Green Greens

CUTEST VERSION I'VE EVER HEARD. I must buy this game just to hear this song.

Derrick can't spell 'fairy', but that's okay because we ARE the magical and legendary Taco Fairies. That's right people, WE are the Taco Fairies. I bet you're all surprised since we're just two little Asian midgets that like to eat a lot and talk about taking dumps. Well, Joannie if you're reading this, be very surprised because we were the ones who placed that wonderful soft taco in your locker with the help of the tall Locker Fairy, who happened to steal two of your other tacos and ate them as payment. LOL. Sorry, we couldn't stop him, "OMG, they're all tacos?!" *snatches then closes your locker*

Today was fun, but Dairy ate too many tacos and loads of food the day before, so he took a massive dump. Yay. I'm just jealous that the tacos didn't give me a dump; it isn't fair!

My own personal facebook quote:
"You know when your mom loves you when she pelts you with boxes of liquid eyeliner then runs away."

Yes, while working on another digital art piece, my mother came home with little boxes of liquid eye liner. Again, you are correct; she stands at the door, silent. Stares hard at me and says, "Hello."

I then knew right away that she was about to do what I thought she was gonna do. I started to panic. "Don't even," I said while putting my hands up to protect myself from the sharp plastic boxes. "I'm not ready! I can't catch! Just don't throw them!"

One at a time, the transparent boxes flew up into the air; one missed and landed beneath my chair while another landed behind my bottom. "HA, you missed me."

WHAP.

Injured, I fell to the ground wailing in pain! I rolled around and wailed.
(I should join Drama because I'm that cool.)

Mom ran away giggling like a little girl. A few seconds later I hear my sister scream "Ouch, mom! WHAT WAS THAT?!" Yeah, I love my Mommy.



Derrick, I am the Golden Swan. LOL.
"OH, NOOOO! OUR SCHOOL IS GONNA LOSE BECAUSE LINCOLN HAS THE GOLDEN SWAN!"
- Uncle Tony in a little swimmer girl's voice.

Yeah, love my uncle too. XDD