20110527

NO MORE!

/that won't kill me, it'll only make me stronger
Kanye West - Stronger

Heard this in Hangover II even though it's old as fuck. It just got me into it again.

This week has been amazing; lots of movies, warm hugs and kisses, food, and secret stuff.

Fast Five was made me jump a lot since it was so exciting. x.x I also jumped when Derrick would scream, "OH, MY GOD! THAT'S A (insert car name, company, and model here)! " He's so adorable when he gets into his geeky mode. I find it simply adorable. Dawyn Johnson and that other dude from the movie remind me of each other so they only thing I could think of was Street Fighter when you play the same character but the colors are changed up so you can tell who's who. o.o

Thor was surprisingly short. I was sort of sleepy at the beginning of the movie since I stayed up late the night before, but I got it after awhile. Natalie Portman fell in love at first sight. Aha. I'm excited to see 'The Avengers' since it is said at the end of Thor that he'll be appearing again with most likely IronMan and Captain America. Of course the other Marvel characters will be there since that's exactly what makes The Avengers who they are. (: Sighh. I'm getting a little nerdy. aha.

Hangover II....It's so hard to tell if Thai women are men or women. LOL. I saw Leslie's penis (Chow) which was mistaken for a mushroom and a transvestite's penis.. and a few tits at the end credits...MY BRAIN HAS MELTED. They played Deadmau5! Sofi Needs a Ladder- Deadmau5


Well, Derrick and I went to In 'n Out and Lou's all in one day. I nearly popped from all that delicious food!

Thank you for spending the day with me, Derrick. (:

20110510

When you ask

if I have ever watched porn, the answer will overlap your question with a big smile and girly hair flip.

Suddenly My Little Ponies is the best thing ever since they reanimated it and made it the cutest thing on the face of the mother fucking planet.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Music Extended - Gourmet Race

Love my pink blob. I'm in the mood for some monster inhaling.

20110509

A "Fiary"

Kirby's Epic Yarn Music Extended - Green Greens

CUTEST VERSION I'VE EVER HEARD. I must buy this game just to hear this song.

Derrick can't spell 'fairy', but that's okay because we ARE the magical and legendary Taco Fairies. That's right people, WE are the Taco Fairies. I bet you're all surprised since we're just two little Asian midgets that like to eat a lot and talk about taking dumps. Well, Joannie if you're reading this, be very surprised because we were the ones who placed that wonderful soft taco in your locker with the help of the tall Locker Fairy, who happened to steal two of your other tacos and ate them as payment. LOL. Sorry, we couldn't stop him, "OMG, they're all tacos?!" *snatches then closes your locker*

Today was fun, but Dairy ate too many tacos and loads of food the day before, so he took a massive dump. Yay. I'm just jealous that the tacos didn't give me a dump; it isn't fair!

My own personal facebook quote:
"You know when your mom loves you when she pelts you with boxes of liquid eyeliner then runs away."

Yes, while working on another digital art piece, my mother came home with little boxes of liquid eye liner. Again, you are correct; she stands at the door, silent. Stares hard at me and says, "Hello."

I then knew right away that she was about to do what I thought she was gonna do. I started to panic. "Don't even," I said while putting my hands up to protect myself from the sharp plastic boxes. "I'm not ready! I can't catch! Just don't throw them!"

One at a time, the transparent boxes flew up into the air; one missed and landed beneath my chair while another landed behind my bottom. "HA, you missed me."

WHAP.

Injured, I fell to the ground wailing in pain! I rolled around and wailed.
(I should join Drama because I'm that cool.)

Mom ran away giggling like a little girl. A few seconds later I hear my sister scream "Ouch, mom! WHAT WAS THAT?!" Yeah, I love my Mommy.



Derrick, I am the Golden Swan. LOL.
"OH, NOOOO! OUR SCHOOL IS GONNA LOSE BECAUSE LINCOLN HAS THE GOLDEN SWAN!"
- Uncle Tony in a little swimmer girl's voice.

Yeah, love my uncle too. XDD

20110504

Oh, that's cool!

So earlier Derrick and I were commenting on my friend's photo on how her cute home-made skirt was. Uh, well I was anyway. Derrick just said he wanted a skirt for himself. When she said that she would, this was his reaction on AIM:

Derrick 7:54 pm
i get a skirt <3

Yes, a skirt. I would make him wear it every single day. Oh, if he can't have a vagina he'll have to have a skirt, thank you very much!

<3

20110503

I Know

I had a whole story to write for you readers out there, but I ended up forgetting after installing Windows 7 for a whole day. Well, here is Rainbow Dash's sex appeal being pumped up by Double Rainbow Autotune.



I'll try and write tomorrow, guys. There's a whole load of things I would like to talk about. C: