Elvis Presley - Devil in Disguise
Oh, jeez, I just had a Elvis moment. Whenever I think about Elvis, I think about the beautiful Hawaiian islands and how I want to live on Oahu North Shore. North Shore is simply amazing and has a great view of the ocean.
So, obviously my mom isn't going to get me my new board and refuses to even let me get it when it's on sale. What the hell? Oh, well. I don't care if I don't get it anymore; I'll just steal my old one back from my cousin. Hurhur.
To you,
I have no gain in lying to you about something like this, especially since I barely know you. You need to trust me because I don't want you to suffer what I went though. My heart ached for years after going through something like that. You don't deserve to have an asshole do this to you. Just hear me out and believe what I say. I don't want such a wonderful person like you to get hurt.
