62 ; [Salty Balls]

"Hurry up! My nipples are getting cold!" my uncle said as I opened the front door as slow as I could. After hearing that, I closed the door and started all over again. I'm so wonderful. I'm serious, my uncle is the shit! Even my boyfriend thinks so. Aha. I remember the time he met my uncle and my uncle was talking to my mom about going to the gym more. "Well, I don't need to go to the gym! I have a one pac already." (referring to his belly.) and he also said, "I can pass as your mom, I have boobs too." (referring to his man boobs. Ahaha)

Hey, Daddy (Daddy's Home) - Usher
This song is so sexy + my cousin made me learn it on the ukulele. This is officially my lesbian transexual song. LOL.

After I finally let my uncle into the house, he brought in two girls (my sister and cousin) and quicklys. He was eating squid balls and couldn't resist the fact that balls was in the name of the food so he says, "MMMMMM. Salty balls! Doesn't that just turn you OOONNNN?" and I nearly spit my milk tea out and my mom and cousin are laughing like crazy. Most of the family thinks he should become a comedian sometime soon, except for the super serious chinese elders of course.

Today my uncle and cousin took me to watch Kick-ass and my gosh, it was fucking sick. I loved the killing scenes and Hit Girl the most out of all the others. I found the sex scene at the theater hilarious; I was laughing so much. Hit Girl was the fucking shit in the movie; most of the kills and most of the swearing + SHE'S FUCKING CUTE! (no pedo..maybe...okay, yes.)

I just had a brain fart, so yeah.

au revoir.