20100430

67 ; [Changing Again]

Don't Put That Stuff In Your Red Bull! - Show Me The Glorious Death
This is hella sexy! The screamer is surprisingly really good.


Ever since one emotional event, everything seems so much "lighter". It's hard to explain, but it seems like a lot has been lifted off my shoulders and I can actually breath. Suffocated myself with nonexistent feelings and many assumptions. It was my fault for even doing something like that. Sorry if anybody was hurt in the process, but I know sorry won't do shit now that I just realized what I did. I lied and did something horrible. I promised myself that I wouldn't do that anymore; assuming things that may or may not be true or toying with the emotions of others. Don't worry, if you wished something upon me, the guilt is eating me up inside.

Well, I'm a one guy/girl type of girl now, but I like a boy right now. He's somebody who looks after me, holds me when I need it, understands me, trusts me, and loves me for who I am. I truly love him; everything about him.

I'm still guilty about it and I'm sorry.

Okay, no more emotional stuff. Today was quite boring.

By the way, to the people that saw me the past few days, does this outfit look somewhat familiar to you? It better. Most of my clothing is inspired by #dirtylittlestylewhore



I'm tired.

au revoir.

20100429

66 ; [Plagiarism? OWNED]

People that said G-Dragon plagiarized one of Flo Rida's song Right Round just got owned big time. I find it hilarious that G-Dragon would remake the whole song just to prove that he didn't plagiarize the song. Well, it worked. LOL.By the way, a completely blonde Asian is not attractive. Just saying.


Banana Pancakes Cover (Jack Johnson)- Joseph Vincent & Victor Kim
This song just makes me really happy inside; the guys seem really happy too. LOL.


Olrick owns everybody that c-walks. Yes, I believe it is true. Sexy comeback video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVb2CcodUBM

Today was very cold.

Took the last portion of the CST, ate pho for lunch, sat in the cold with someone special. Aha.

That's all for today. Au revoir.

20100428

65 ; [Am I That Easy?]

UKISS - Am I That Easy 만만하니
God, I am so fucking Asian. I use to love this song so much I never told anyone it was my favorite K-pop song. These guys look like fucking Anime characters in real life! LMAO. "You're conceited, You're so shameless." J'adore cette chanson.

Today was fucking amazing if you know what I mean. -wink wink nudge nudge- Don't think wrong you sickos. Well, Derrick and I made a surprise visit at Kim's house at 10ish. Our excuse for being at her house so early in the morning was, "Hey, Kim? Jazmine needs to pee, so open the door." But seriously, I did need to pee. After Kim tortured me by pouring a large orange juice container full of water on her plants, she let us in. Friendship is such a wonderful thing. Pft.

Bora came a few minutes later and then we all watched Go, Diego, Go. You know how people say "You learn something new everyday."? Yeah, some of us learned the difference between turtles and tortoises today.

Afterward, we headed to this sushi place called KiKi's. I finished a hugeass plate of chicken teriyaki, Kim finished half of a bento box, Bora ate twelve sushi rolls, and Derrick ate a shitload; a bento and a half(Kim's other half) and most of the Spider rolls Kim ordered. How come everybody seemed sick after eating except me? It was my secret laxative plan. Hope you guys enjoy your time on the toilet. -Love, Jazmine

When we all finished "partying", we went to school, got our honors English Summer homework, then went to sixth period. All I did in that class was listen to my iTouch, finish my sister's friendship bracelet, use a q-tip for painting a comic panel, then got out at 2:30.

Truly amazing day.

au revoir.

20100427

64 ; [Who Would Want To Break Us?]

I'm A Pirate, You're a Princess - Play Radio Play!
There's nothing to say but there's something to hear. "Have you forgotten your place? I'm being sarcastic. That shit could kill a bus of kids."

Let's just say, I love this song and it's much too short.


Good day to you, sir.

20100426

63 ; [Just a Reminder]

Let Me Heart Your Voice - Big Bang
Don't worry, I'm still sort of Asian. This is the only Japanese song I've liked this whole year so far. Okay, fine. It's because of Tae Yang.(Yung as Bora says, but she's Korean so I trust her. Aha.)

Star testing, baby.

A quick reminder to everybody in the world:



I'll be gone for a while until testing is over. Time to party..I mean study.

au revoir

20100425

62 ; [Salty Balls]

"Hurry up! My nipples are getting cold!" my uncle said as I opened the front door as slow as I could. After hearing that, I closed the door and started all over again. I'm so wonderful. I'm serious, my uncle is the shit! Even my boyfriend thinks so. Aha. I remember the time he met my uncle and my uncle was talking to my mom about going to the gym more. "Well, I don't need to go to the gym! I have a one pac already." (referring to his belly.) and he also said, "I can pass as your mom, I have boobs too." (referring to his man boobs. Ahaha)

Hey, Daddy (Daddy's Home) - Usher
This song is so sexy + my cousin made me learn it on the ukulele. This is officially my lesbian transexual song. LOL.

After I finally let my uncle into the house, he brought in two girls (my sister and cousin) and quicklys. He was eating squid balls and couldn't resist the fact that balls was in the name of the food so he says, "MMMMMM. Salty balls! Doesn't that just turn you OOONNNN?" and I nearly spit my milk tea out and my mom and cousin are laughing like crazy. Most of the family thinks he should become a comedian sometime soon, except for the super serious chinese elders of course.

Today my uncle and cousin took me to watch Kick-ass and my gosh, it was fucking sick. I loved the killing scenes and Hit Girl the most out of all the others. I found the sex scene at the theater hilarious; I was laughing so much. Hit Girl was the fucking shit in the movie; most of the kills and most of the swearing + SHE'S FUCKING CUTE! (no pedo..maybe...okay, yes.)

I just had a brain fart, so yeah.

au revoir.

20100423

61 ; [PikA-CHOO]

Today I forced my boyfriend to wear green dot stickers on his face while I wore red ones. He said I was too tanned to be Pikachu so I was Raichu instead. He was a green Pikachu. Ehe. A lot of people said I looked like a doll or something walking around all day in the stickers, but I didn't really care anyway. And when I put my friend Bora's sunglasses on, I looked something out of Lady GaGa's music videos. Yes, my future goal would be becoming a half naked pole dancer in one of her concerts or music videos.

I can't stop singing Animal by Neon Trees. It's my stupid gay white wannabe song, which has lyrics that make me think of Edward Cullen and Bella's fart face. If you look it up, just a warning: VERY "HAPPY SOUNDING" ALERT. Another song? A-Punk by Vampire Weekend. I actually love Vampire Weekend next to Deathcab For Cutie..Seriously.

Why aren't there any good screamo bands out yet..? Alternative rock or metal! SOMETHING. (This is me being too lazy to search for bands on Myspace or YouTube.)

I had a brain fart, so yeah. I'm going to write some other day when I actually remember what I was going to write. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

au revoir, amour.

20100421

60 ; [Oh, I'm Having So Much Fun, Like, YAR!]

Muse - I Belong To You



It's time to go on a shopping adventure, bitches.

I've been watching too much Adventure Time with Finn and Jake. L.P.S. is so fucking funny sounding; I just think the character is hilarious because it's a guy voice and it's a princess.

So, after all that work, I've decided to redo my entire Romeo and Juliet essay. Yes, I've decided to make more work for myself. I just think that I could really improve it if I spend more time on the drafting and shit? Let's remind myself:


shit
   /ʃɪt/ Show Spelled [shit] Show IPA noun, verb,shit or shat, shit·ting, interjectionVulgar.
–noun
1.excrement; feces.
2.an act of defecating; evacuation.
3.the shits. diarrhea.
4.Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5.Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6.Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7.Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8.Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.


Yeah, this should help.

Today was awesome like I predicted. We got to watch a movie in French, first period was chill-ish, and I got to see everybody again. The only thing that I wish I didn't miss was all the French vocabulary. It seems like every time I'm sick we learn a shitload of new stuff and I fall behind. Luckily I was able to understand most of it when I got back.

Well, off to work on my essay..again.

au revoir, amour.

20100420

59.5 ; [I'm Gay]

Tomorrow is going to go great. I know it.

Reasons? Well, I get to go back and see all my friends like Joannie, Derrick<3, Kimberly, Bora, Calvin, and a whole lot more. Missing one day is missing all of them. Another reason would be block schedule. Well, Wednesday I can get over with since it's the schedule with my least favorite classes. We also have a Polynesian Club meeting. I'm glad we might actually plan something for May Fest (which apparently is in April.) but I'd have to help set up. Boo. Aha.

Downloaded Telephone onto my iTouch for Kim since she's teaching a new hiphop dance. She eats funny named foods. No offense, hun. Aha. Tofukey and Topork?! They just sound funny if you say it out loud.

I want to take pictures tomorrow.

au revoir for the second time today. Good night.

59; [Checkered Force!]

Another blast to the past.
Girls and Boys in School - Neon Trees


Today was a very progressive day. I mean, I did so much.

1. Sleep
2. Eat noodles
3. homework
4. Talk on AIM
5. Eat taiyaki
6. Talk on AIM some more
7. Watch Adventure Time (Finn and Jake)
8. Eat dinner
9. Type up this shit. (And my gosh, it was tiring!)
10. Most likely going to sleep again

Today, my love IMed me telling me that we both got into honors English, which is funny because my essay was SHIT. Horray! More work for me. Sophmore year is going to be a BLAST. By the way, that was sarcasm since you can't really tell in writing.

Oh, I made a wishlist for fun. It's a page on the blog so don't worry about leaving my bootylicious blog. Just click #HAR to see it.

BITCH, LOOK.

My uncle spotted this car in Japan Town. Thanks! It's so cool, but I wouldn't drive around in a car with a giant mustache on it...this person is so much more obsessive than I am.

Alright, au revoir.

20100419

58 ; [Rolling On]

A blast to the past?
If I Never See Your Face Again-Maroon 5 ft. Rihanna


Lollipop Condom (thanks to #Jolie)

Macys: It's the IN style
Uncle: Oh, my goodness! Is that the new gangster look now? You can even see the butt!


The only things I found fun today were:
1. Joannie introduces Jonathan the replacement word for "fasho" ; Phosho (Because their Vietnamese. Pho? Get it? >_> )
2. I stole Derrick's Asking Alexandria T-shirt for a period, but then I gave it back because he got pissed. I'm sorry. I love you.

And that is it.

au revoir, amour

20100418

57 ; [Another Addiction]

The process of losing brain cells has rapidly increased for this one girl named Jazmine, thanks to a friend who won't be named and got me addicted to a certain RPG. You deserve a lot for that.

I still LOVE this song.
Uprising - Muse


I want a Gameboy Color, Typewriter, Pokemon Crystal Version, and a # 7.5" x 32" Enjoi Skateboard for my birthday. Pretty pricey, but that's all I want. Aha.

My family found a car with a mustache on it in Japan Town. I'll post it tomorrow since I was the only one not there and didn't get a picture of it.

Today, I spent my day with the most amazing girl ever! Jolie! She's so awesome and so is her little sister Jocelyn. Jocelyn kept trying to tickle me and I watched her attempt pushups and ballet. SO CUTE. But I think she got pissed at me because I scared her and she covered her eyes and ran into the wall...Seriously, I didn't mean to do that. (She's only three.) Jolie and I spent most of the time making friendship bracelets and yes, that makes me even whiter than I actually am whitewashed.

Well, I'll write more tomorrow. A reminder? Must sneak seven bucks into Jolie's house or wallet. Seriously.

au revoir

20100416

56 ; [Why Do I Know?]

Today's song. Thanks, love; I'm listening to it over and over again. So sexy.
Lollipop - Framing Hanley


Oh, my gosh. I have so much homework to do. First, is three French writing exercises, then an essay on "Did Romeo and Juliet truly love each other?" with a bunch of counter arguments thrown in, and a conclusion on Industrial Melanism for Biology. I actually managed to turn in all my missing work since today was the last day of the grading period. I'm so dead this time; I know for sure I'm getting below 3.83 and it's because of my stupid French grade. I've done so poorly this grading period. I was always able to keep a B+ then I suddenly dropped down to a C. I'm going to get an Asianass whipping! Horray. It's because I failed my part of a group presentation.Our teacher graded each person in the group. I got a C for speech (I didn't have enough lines in the script.) and a D for improvisation (still didn't have enough lines. And whenever I tried to cut in for improv., I would get interrupted..)

I noticed that my thumb has been a lot "happier" when I play my ukulele since I put a bandaid on it. Oh, happy thumb, how I compare thee to a Summer's day. You're butt UGLY. Thank you very much.

Look at this! It's hot; I find it hot.

(via #dirtylittlestylewhore)

I have nothing more to write. Must get crackin' on my English essay and conclusion. Screw French homework, I'll do it in homeroom on Monday. (This means that Jazmine went to her locker forgetting about French homework and said "Oh, I don't need anything.", closed the door to her locker and went to suck faces, leaving the poor Francais textbook in the cold little hole in the wall.)

au revoir

20100414

55 ; [That Squelching Thing On My Chest]

I've never been so relieved my whole life. If you knew the whole story (which you never will), you'd understand me.

Wow, after I said that there weren't any good screamo song and bands lately, this pops up in front of my face.


So, today wasn't much but work. Well, of course it was work, it's school. I sorta learned the worst song ever created: Baby - Justin Bieber. Gosh, shut the hell up! My sister, Danielle was the one to request that I learn it on my ukulele and when I refused, my mom told me I shouldn't be that way and learn it anyway. Learned it, now I want to get it out of my head.

The most amazing part of my day? Watching this Thailand Longboarding video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTG4wQKTLBM
It reminded me of Vampire Weekend. Oh, so many memories but of a year ago.

Wishing for things off of ShanaLogic, but it'll never happen.

Might write later if I'm not being a lazyass eating pie.

20100411

54 ; [Romeo et Juliet]

Today's song? ( 3OH!3 Ft. Neon Hitch - Follow Me Down ):

I've noticed that there hasn't been any good screamo songs lately. I've been quite disappointed, but hopefully a bunch will come out all at once and I'll be satisfied once again.

I officially lost all ability to draw. I think I'm failing art..Laugh if you wish. I know for a fact that I can't for shit and the only thing I can do is shade in pencil. Well, I'm exaggerating a little bit. I can draw Japanese cartoon style only if it's lineart, but if I'm required or attempt to color it, the product is completely different. So frustrating..

You know what I like? A fresh piece of binder paper and going out to buy school supplies. I know, I'm amazing. And half the time I don't even want to BE at school

So, we're just about finished with Romeo and Juliet. Finally! That took forever and I read ahead so many times by mistake. So, annoying. Plus, I don't understand English from that time period, so I had to use SparkNotes for a modern translation. I'm so lame!

Okay, so I've recently started checking out some cute merchandise online and boy did I love everything I saw. I'm slowly turning into a CHICK. This isn't good at all!

Okay, so here are some things I liked because I know you'll love it too, bitch. I also noticed that I'm in love with necklaces now a days. First it was my wish coin necklace, then my Love The Life You Live/Live The Life You Love necklace, my mustache necklace, and my giant Green Paperclip necklace. Well, I found a bunch more that I'd love to wear around my neck someday. I'll just post the pictures up because they're so fucking sexy. You can find some awesome/adorable merchandise at #Shanalogic.com and #Cute-Plush.com. These are my two favorite online shopping sites next to HotTopic Online. Aha. Sorry the pictures are so big; Uploading on Blogger sucks.



My goodness! I'm in love with vintage/punk stuff. Another thing I'm obsessed about next to thumbtacks and mustaches. I have to say, I really like the Love-o-meter and Happy TV necklace. I think those will be the first to be ordered out of all of them. Alright, nothing more to say for today. Thank you.

20100408

53 ; [Oh, please]

Third time this week. It freakin' burns my eyes!


Oh, don't you remember this,love?

20100404

52 ; [Stachetastic!]

I'd like to thank my awesome cousin Crystal for the 'Stachetastic' sticker from Hot Topic, which apparently I was too blind to see.

So, I'm all set for school and I'm just blogging out some random thoughts here. Well, first of all, my Neopet is dying! I forgot all about it when I was in Hawai'i, so it ended up being famished by the time I got home. I was sitting at my desk like: "OMFG!! $**@&#$^&*@#$%!!!" Yeah, that's me. Actually, I'm kidding. That would've been my reaction to a starving Neopet if I were a little kid again.

Second, I was looking around my desk after cleaning and realized that I have a lot of sunglasses and guitar/ukulele picks.
Yes, I know my desk is messy even though I "cleaned" it.

And I also found this doodle I drew during AVID tutorial one day:
I have no clue how I learned how to draw like this. It's horrific!): And no, it isn't finished. I might change some of it tomorrow.

Thirdly, I went to see 'How To Train Your Dragon' today and surprisingly, it was amazing. This time the T.V. commercials weren't lying about the #1 movie in America shit. They meant it!

So recently, I went to Ichi Ban Kan and bought a really nice black double sided sharpie and a "doggy" limabean folder. I probably chose it because there was a peeing doggy limabean on the back. Yeah, sexy.

During dinner, my uncle asked what my sister's killer fish was named and she replied with "Mr.Nibbles" and right after she said that, he says: "MR.NIPPLES?! WHY WOULD YOU LET HER NAME IT SUCH A KINKY NAME, SUSANNA?(mom) AHAHA." Sometimes my uncle can be so funny.

Hope I bored you to death. With love, Mr.Jazmine.

20100403

51 ; [Cooling Off]

Annoying song of the day but for some reason I can't stop listening to it.
'Break Your Heart' by Taio Cruz: (via #youtube)


I don't know why, but this picture seemed pretty awesome to me even though I don't eat that many sweets.
(via #jolie from #itsagirlslife)

Today I went out with my love for the first time this Spring Break. Gosh, it seemed like forever since we've seen each other. Seriously. We went out for pho and my gosh, it was delicious! When we finished, we saw an old classmate and Derrick says: "Holy shit! It's Roy." I found that hilarious and the response given was "Okay.", but I think he was talking on the phone.

(When I was typing this) My mom just came in and told me that we were having dinner in exactly four minutes. I'm scared something is going to blow up and that was some sort of secret code or message. Don't ask why I even thought that; I'm a retard.

Today was pretty fun(?). I enjoyed it very much. Aha. Might write later; tee tee eff enn. Ta ta for now. Sounds so white!

20100402

50 ; [Story Time]

Okay, so my family and I got off flight 17 of United from Honolulu. God, it was so hilarious on the way back. There was this girl and her parents sitting behind my mom and dad on the plane and my mom got pissed off at them for waking her up several times so she complained at them. Of course, the father of the girl said some crap in Cantonese after she complained. Turns out the girl was one of my sister's friends from Elementary and this was the reaction to seeing her :

Sister: "Hey, Mom! One of my old friends was on this plane."
Mom: (sarcastically)"I bet it was that girl sitting behind me."
Sister: "Actually, it was..."
Mom: "Shit."


So when we got off the plane, they followed after and my mom spoke to my grandma in Cantonese. So funny; you should have seen the look on the guys face behind her. It was a "oh, fuck. She understands chinese" look.



Rambling on about Honolulu


My dad has a friend in Honolulu named Patty and she has three sons and a daughter. I got to formally meet them this week and gosh darn it, they're adorable! Aha. I still think my boyfriend is much more handsome though. Apparently I use to hang out with them when I was a kid and went to Hawai'i, but my memory is sort of blurry since I've been in San Fran for so long. So on the second day we stayed, we went over to their shop (I believe it was called Rainbow Bridge) and we were introduced to Shane, the eldest of four. He told us about Shark's Cove and where we could see turtles at our hotel. Sadly, we were too busy to go to a beach and relax.

We were out sightseeing and one of the main places was the Polynesian Culture Center. It was a heaven to me; one of the only places I didn't complain at. Aha. I realized that a lot of the dances we saw I had learned already from my old dance group. In one dance, the men did the same chant as the guys in our school Polynesian Club. I was thinking: "Why does this sound so familiar..?" Poi balls; Oh, my god. They bring up so many memories of my sister hitting herself in the head with them..Thank goodness they weren't on fire like how the pros did it. Goddamn. The fire dances are always amazing to me and so are the Tahitian ones.

Whenever there was a Tahitian dance coming up, I'd do a yell and my mom would say: "Oh, my gosh, Jazmine! It's your people!" I find it awesome that the Polynesian islands speak French. Another reason for me to stay in French class. Take that, mommy! I can learn Canto or Mandarin some other day. Ehehe. The show 'HA' at the Polynesian Culture Center is truly amazing! I highly recommend it before the show changes.

The next day we went to the Dole Pineapple Plantation. Right when I heard 'pineapple', I thought of my old friend, Amy. She loves pineapples. Gustavo is an amazing pineapple, Amy! (Even though you probably aren't even reading.) Anyways, the pineapple there is so good, including their world famous Dole Whip (Pineapple ice cream). God, it was so freakin' good! I wish they sold huge tubs of them, then I'd be fat and smell like pineapple all the time.


Don't lie; it's adorable!

The next day we went out for dinner with my mom and dad's old friend and her family. I got to meet Sophia and Lance that day. I didn't actually get to meet Sophia before, she's the youngest of their family. Her mom told me that she was caught riding her bike on the freeway. God knows why she'd do that. Aha. I found it funny yet scary at the same time. What if she got ran over?! Well, she's eight I believe and well educated. She offered to teach me some songs on the uke. She's precious! Gahh. Lance is a nice gentleman as well. I was too embarrassed to talk to him though because my mom kept talking about my "dumbass" moments and joking around about betrothing us since we're the same age. >_> God, mother! Embarrassing me! I love her though.

After we ate, Lance, Sophia and I walked a few blocks down to get ice cream. While we were walking Lance asked if we had a lot of shootings in San Fran. I answered honestly of course : "Ehh..a few here and there. Well, where I live especially since it's so dangerous and full of duggies." The ice cream place was close. I found it funny that we walked really far and ended up not being able to get ice cream at all. Oh, well.

The next day we relaxed, went to Wal-mart for some odd reason even though we could do that back at home, then went to dinner with Patty's family again. Sadly, I didn't get to meet the middle child, Matthew. Apparently he was busy with school or didn't pick up his phone. I ate a whole fourth of a pizza and felt very fat afterwards. I was surprised that kids in Hawai'i have a lot less time in school that main-landers. They start school at 8:30 and end at 2:00 according to Lance. Oh, the jealousy. And they get two Fridays off per month. Gahh, darn it.

In the future, I plan on living in Hawai'i if I can ever afford it, which I highly doubt. I might write more if I can remember tomorrow.

Date tomorrow, goodnight, lovelies. By the way,
It's APRIL! and let's just say I've started the month out VERY badly by pulling a sick joke on Kim. God, I regret it so much! I'm sorry. Kill me if you wish, love.