49 ; [Silver Lined]

B R B

picture deleted due to fucking ugly creature

New glasses and mustache necklace?!
My glasses are so awesomely nerdy! Don't be jealous, madame or sir. Don't like them? STFU, bitch. I love you.


So, in a few hours, I shall be leaving for Hawai'i and be returning on Friday. Hope you guys have a great Spring Break! Do your homework, children.

Love, Miss Mustache (Jazmine)


❝And we'll all float on ok.❞

48 ; [FantasticallyAmazing]

Derrick, I love you so much for spotting this sign out. I can see his shoes! Horray.



Me: "I'm afraid of the ocean" This is what would happen I were to go to the beach with friends:

[22:40] J: "GAAHHHH! DON'T LET ME FLOAT AWAY!"
[22:40] J: lmao
[22:40] D: "I won't let you float away!"
[22:41] D: *legs go*
[22:41] D: "oops..."

47 ; [Remember, I will always be here for you]

Oh, no! Mustache obsession once again gains a new paparazzi moment. It's weird when people go up to you and ask "Can I get a picture of your awesome mustache outfit?!", but Chloe is an exception. Aha. Well, at least three people asked and I rejected the two others. Only Chloe was allowed. The reason why they asked was because I was wearing double the mustache; my new necklace and my mustache t-shirt. I swear, I would've looked like a little safari girl if I wore my brown shorts to school today, which I didn't because my mom wouldn't let me out of the house without my skinny jeans on. And when I say "safari girl", I mean like Diego from Go, Diego, Go's sister, whatever her name was. Of course right when I get to school, the weather clears up and it's freakin' hot!

Today Greg needed to borrow my Algebra notebook. I attempted to text him while walking up the crowded stairs of my school. Basement to the third floor. After finally getting a response, he tells me that he'll get it after homeroom. Before homeroom, I passed it off to him and left.

*edit - Ew! I noticed A LOT of grammar problems. Fail.

One of our homeroom teachers made biscuits and mini sausages for us. They were an "orgasm in my mouth", especially for homemade ones. He said he made over seventy something because it was for his AOIT classes as well. SO FREAKIN' GOOD! Speaking of food, my boyfriend ate a lot today. Just wanted to point that out ; Biscuit, sausage, caprisun, two cups of cheese its, strawberries, animal crackers, sushi, some of Kim's chicken katsu and rice, then whatever the hell he ate for dinner. Aha. I love him so much!

During third period, I got a text from Greg saying: "You dumb bitch! You gave me the wrong notebook!" I was laughing so much when I read it. My response was: "LOLOLOLOLOL" His response: "BITCH! FUCK YOU! I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!" My response:"NOOOOO! I'm sorry! LMFAO" his response: "fuck you!" Then during gym he gave it back to me by dropping it on the floor. Oh,yes. Greg is a nice person indeed.

Wedding Dress covered in English by J.Reyez. It's so addicting and sad at the same time. It's sort of sad how I barely listen to Asian stuff anymore. I've gone "white" according to some people. I still don't know what that freakin' means.

(listen? via #youtube)

I don't remember if I wrote about my whitewashed moment at my friend Kim's house yet. Well, Bora, Calvin and I went to Kim's house for ramen on a Thursday, which is a day we get out of school at 1:30. We put the instant ramen into the microwave with the foil on the cover still. Thank goodness Calvin was there, otherwise Bora, Kim and I would've been dead. The foil was sparking in the microwave. Okay, this part wasn't me, I swear! The actual whitewashed part: I was full and didn't want anymore of the uncooked noodles from our microwave fail, so I poured all the shit down the drain being the "white" person I was. Let's just say I should have checked if she even had a garbage disposal. Calvin was busy calling me an idiot while pulling his sleeves up and pulling out the raw noodles from the sink and into the trash. Just like what my dad would've done. Aha. Kim just uses this moment as blackmail now..every moment she gets she brings it up. I love her anyway.

Off to read Romeo and Juliet again. *rage face*

Okay, bye.

46 ; [Living My Childhood Over Again (with a mustache)]

Like the typical Asian, I played Pokemon as a child and still do. I'm still addicted to Heart Gold and just watch, I'll be a fucking Pokemon Master.

Playing that old game we all use to play in Elementary: Neopets. It's was and still is the shit. Though The Wheel of Monotony still takes forever, it's the most amazing online game I've ever played my entire life. Maple can suck my pokeballs now. I'll still play your rebellious private servers during break, lovely MS. (Still sort of playing Akai but super inactive.)

Speaking of break, Hawai'i is coming up. The day before we leave, I'm going to get my bangs trimmed, buying band shirts from HT, and getting my new glasses. My mom says I look "adorable" in them. Does adorable mean fugly in adult language? Seriously. I must be getting sucked into their world because I thought it was "aight" too.

BIG, FAT, JUICY NEWS
I received something special in the mail today.
Something amazing.
Something fantastic.
Something...


hairy?

Yes, I finally got my mustache comb necklace from HotTopic.
Plus I got my silver tapers. They weren't as long as I thought they would be and look like super shiny hammer nails. Well, I guess I'm hammering nails into my ears tomorrow morning..

Tired. Now I must look for my cellular. I lost it again. Most likely it's in the car, but I'm too fucking scared of the basement to go and get it. Oh, how it was nice to know you, dumbshit phone of mine. It shuts off every time I finish writing a whole paragraph of text. Must get a new and sexier one.

Note: Polynesian Club starts up again after Spring Break. Excitement? May Fest is coming up and so is Kim, Jolie, and my mom's birthday.

45 ; [So..What is "white people" music?]

Apparently I listen to "white people" music. What the hell does that mean? It just makes me laugh. Since I've sort of lost interest in the korean and japanese styled music, my iTunes turned into a rock, punk, pop, alternative, metal, polynesian, hawaiian heaven. Basically that's the summary of my taste, but what makes it a "white person"'s iTunes? Aha. I still don't know what "white people" listen to!

When somebody says that, I think of the total opposite of me: Smart, light-skinned, blonde or redheaded, and super stylish; Like those girls you see on Tumblr that post amazing photos taken by themselves with high quality cameras and had taken photography classes. Oh, yeah..now what kind of music do they listen to? "WHITE PEOPLE" MUSIC?! Racist people. Just because I'm tan. Pfft. I wish I could actually use that, but everybody says it only works if I'm a certain race. Why is it all so confusing?

Remember that song back from 2009? That song by Michael Bublé? Yeah, it's super sexy and currently on repeat. Haven't Met You Yet. This song is just so cute! I'm being dragged back into "that world"! I need to find more screamo bands soon and organize my iTunes. Aha. Well, this song doesn't describe me, because I've met somebody that makes me happy. Love, I'm sorry that I acted like that yesterday. I know you wouldn't ever cheat on me and I'm sorry for not realizing that earlier. I'm just being selfish.

Another song? Hey, Soul Sister. I've just gotten addicted to these songs and they're the shit. Oh, god!

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moon beam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind

I made us bomb our French project today. I'm amazing. Well, it was because I made the stupid decision to go on an AVID field trip instead of practicing for French class. Well, we went and did the project during lunch today because of block schedule. I was the only one who got a C. It was because I didn't come up with enough improvisation and when I decided to say something, my partners went on and on without me. Oh, well. That's what I get for being shy and quiet. Everybody else in my group got a B-. I'm able to do improvisation, but I'm too shy to speak up. So fail.

Again: Romeo and Juliet is not fun. Well, it's a good story and all, but it bores the hell out of me. Plus, I have to use translations in order to understand that ancient stuff. I fail again.

So, Saturday is my five month-er. Too bad I can't spend it with my love and sadly I'm leaving for Hawai'i on Sunday. I'm going to get my bangs trimmed Saturday and gonna go HT shopping again. Oh, my faux tapers are so realistic looking that people at school keep asking if I got an actual gage. Jesus! Those are too painful and disgusting looking. Still might get a tattoo but I'm not entirely sure when.

Want to know something funny? I said Pokémon was a waste of time, yet I bought the game and I'm addicted to it like a drug. I can obviously be pointed out as a hypocrite, which I am. Like when I say I hate emotional people and I've actually been one since fourth grade. Don't tell anybody. Ehe.

Stupid PokéWalker isn't working. Truly upsetting.

44 ; [Urban. Totally]

So, middleschool was when we named my "daughter", William, Meredith. Indeed. I didn't come up with it but whoever did really knew what it meant. Thank you William for showing me this. Laughed so hard.

Definition of "Meredith" from Urban Dictionary: A hot sexy women with bangin' legs.. A Meredith's mom could be named Janet.

Ex. i was at this dmb show and this women came up to me and just grabbed my cock-a-lock-a with force.. I knew she had to be Meredith.

Made my day. Aha.

43 ; [The New Kid In Town]

Rockin' around in my "new" glasses. It's wonderful how people can't even recognize you when you have something like glasses on ; it makes you feel like a whole new person. Sure, let's go with that. I was the nerdy girl today. Indeed, walking about the school with my black-rimmed Calvin Klein glasses. I remember when people would bring up the whole underwear situation since they are made from the same company.

I'm supposed to be reading Romeo and Juliet, but I decided to blog about my life. How boring. Ahurr. Well, retainers, glasses, periods, and dry lips suck. All that in one day! What a wonderful day.

Well, not much happened today but nothing. It actually went by pretty fast than normal days. Tomorrow is the 10th grade honors English test/essay thingy ma bobber, so I'm going to be super hyped. PUMP IT, PUMP IT, PUMP IT.

Float On? Still not sick of it. Officially my theme song of 2010. TYVM and good night.

Need to get packed for Hawai'i next week. I'm excited! I get to get my new skirts for Polynesian. SCORE!

42 ; [Faux Moustache]

Look at GaGa go!




You'd all want to be my bestfriend. Don't lie! You know it.

Today was pretty fun. I got to spend time with my sister, uncle, and cousin Crystal. I haven't seen her in forever and finally got to spend time with her. The only thing is is that I think I sort of converted her music tastes to punk and hardcore stuff. Well, I'm not saying it's a bad thing but parents thing it's a bad influence on people.

OH, my love's mom thinks I'm a bad influence, but I haven't even met her yet. I shall go cut myself in my little corner now.

While I was out with my cousin, sister, and uncle, I got fake plugs and tapers. Aha. They're pretty nice looking on me though. I also got an ear cuff and a faux mustache. I was so excited that I got the mustache even though I got it from a prize vender and it's a furry sticker. SO? Looks so freakin' sexy!

My sister got a pin that says: "Scribble outside the lines ; It pisses people off." and my cousin bought bow hairpins. She looks so adorable in them. Gah! I'm not a pedophile for my family members. Gosh.

After we went "punk" (according to my friend Kyle.) shopping, my uncle took us to Color Me Mine. Oh, how I love that place. I made a mustache cup for my mom's birthday and my sister made a key bowl. My cousin made a ceramic ice cream. My uncle said the top looked like swirly poop. Of course he'd say that, but I was laughing hysterically at his observation.

Many hours had past while we were at Color Me Mine and when we finally finished, froyo was on the mind. When we walked out, I saw my classmate, Jessa. Small world, eh? A quick hi/bye then we were off to get YOG-URT! Sadly whenever I'm with my uncle, I tend to laugh a lot and I'm eating, so you can guess what happens. We were walking around an art store and he found styrofoam balls. And what did he do? Stick two up his shirt and said: "HEY! I GOT BOOBIES!" At the same time I had put a spoonful of froyo into my mouth then started choking and trying to keep it from coming out my nose. Yes, your guess was supposed to be: Yogurt comes out of my nose often.

We went over to my house for dinner afterwards. Crystal and I played Lego RockBand for a while then all of us had a variety of Mexican food. I couldn't stand much of it so I felt a little sick after eating.

So my uncle and cousin leave and I go on a quest for my DS Lite in the car parked outside. I go out wearing orange Nike sandals, black basketball shorts, and my BSA t-shirt. Yeah, I ran screaming too. Amazingly, I came back in one piece with my DS and my new and ultra awesome POKEMON: HEART GOLD! I'm so cool now! All the kids will want to be my bestfriend now that I've gotten the new Pokeman game! WOOOOOO!

Well, need rest for the new grading period starting tomorrow. My grades this period were: "Okay, good enough. You can still live here." according to my mom. She was upset that I got a C in gym. That was entirely my fault. Well, I had an appointment to get a doctors note to excuse my running times, but I had a mandatory BSA practice the same day, so I canceled it and couldn't get another appointment for a few weeks. Truly disappointing. Oh, well.

Trying harder next time!

41 : [Tattoo , Baby]

Coming up: 2010 San Jose Tattoo Expo

Wants: A lowriding tattoo. (Above my ass.)
My mom says it's okay for me to get one as long as my Dad says okay, which I highly doubt he would. Well, I'll hope. I'd still go to check out the tattoos.

Today I spent time with my longtime friend Jolie. Yeah, lovin' each other since pre-k. Well, we talked about some really funny things that happened to us during our first year in High School. She told me about how her integrated science class has to do a dance to represent habitats. I laughed so much at the way habitat was represented.Place hands in a position so that it looks like a roof above your head and squat with your knees facing outwards. You look beautiful!

Because I was hungry, her grandma asked if we wanted fried rice. I said it was fine and Jolie says she's making something that isn't fried rice, so she made me a bowl of instant ramen. Funny thing is is that right when I started eating the ramen, her grandma comes in saying the fried rice was done. Aha. I love moments like that so much.

After we enjoyed our little girl time, we went to Quicklys and got a milktea with mango stars, a froyo, and some curly fries. Turns out we couldn't finish the fries so we stopped by my friend Kim's house (as in barged into her house while she was still asleep.) and gave her the fries to eat. She was still sort of asleep so we decided to run in circles around her room. While Jolie and I did that, Kim hid under blankets pretending to sleep, but then we heard a sound. Yes, she was texting under there and then we heard her phone ring : "hey..your phone is ringing..HEY! Your phone is ringing. HEY! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING! HEYYYYY!!!!!"

We then stood there laughing at how obvious it was that she was texting under the blankets.

After dancing a bit and acting like hyperactive bananas, Jolie and I left Kim's house, went to TuttiMelon for a froyo, went to Jolie's house again, then I went home.

The end of today.

Now, I think I'll go off and do a livestream in a few minutes if I'm too lazy to do my homework. Off I go.

40 ; [Cherries Go On Top?]

I hate cherries, yet I eat cherry fruit snacks in homeroom. I don't like the pure red ones you find on sundaes or anything that has whipped cream on it. Too damned sweet! I sort of forgot the reason for my title. Amazing. By the way, I have short term memory loss and tend to only remember the useless things in life. For example: That day you told me you were allergic to mangos then a year or so later I bring it up and you're like "wtf? How did you know that?" and I'm like "Because you told me about a year ago." and you say "Really? I'm surprise you even remember that." and I go "Yeah.." then it's an awkward silence because you think I'm a freaking stalker/weirdo.

Yes, it has happened many times before.

Mustaches. Oh, how I love them. I noticed that I've never posted anything about mustaches yet and it has been about two and three quarters of a month now. I'm surprised by myself ; either that, or I just don't remember and I'm too lazy to go through my posts. Well, I'll write about them now.

(Yes, I'm still playing Float On, FYI.)

I noticed that HotTopic sells mustache merchandise and showed my Mom. I "hinted" to her that I wanted a mustache comb necklace. Hinted as in I interrupted her online majong game (pushed her over), logged onto my HotTopic account, went to my wishlist, clicked on the necklace, then left the computer. Thank you very much. You should have heard her : What the fuck you little turd?!

I love my Mom A LOT.

39 ; [Polaroid Cameras]

I'm going to ask my mom about borrowing her Polaroid camera for my gurlfrand. She recently bought a cork board and wanted to start taking pictures for it. I've been wanting to do that with my bare white walls, but never had the time or patience to develop any. I've been doing useless things like blogging and doing honors/AP applications for my Sophmore year.

Oh, since I've decided to take an Academy next year, I won't get to take AP Studio Art. Computer Art > AP Studio Art?! Apparently. Well, my teacher let me sign off for the following year, so most likely I'd be taking it in my Senior year. The day Studio Art met up in the library, I was busy eating a sandwich and missed out on the cookies and oranges they provided. Cookies so beat sandwiches! What in the world was I thinking?

Something that made me upset today: Since I was ill and had to leave school early in the day, I couldn't turn in my Honors Modern World application which was dead lined today. Guess what? I'm not getting into honors modern world! Thanks a lot, weak right eye.

Apparently I have a very weak right eye and a dry left eye. I've been taking drops for week now and wearing my glasses much more often than usual. I look "Asian" with glasses on.

I want to dye the ends and my bangs blonde.
Seriously.

After spending my day asleep, I don't feel like climbing into my cozy bed. I shall sit at my desk until exactly 12:10 and then I'll go.

38 ; [Sleeping In A Dream]

Right now I'm sitting at my desk in a very warm room. I tend to lock the door and keep the window closed a lot, so my room gets really hot from the computer running.

I've had headaches on and off this whole week and today it was at it's peak. I lost entire feeling in my right eye(my weakest). I didn't bring my drops or any pain relievers so I ended up going home.

Slept from third until the end of school and my bed was so comfy! Oh, another true love is sleep. My mom kept saying I was sleep eating or something like that because she said I went into the kitchen and drank soup then went back to bed, but I have no memory of that! Aha. She loves to mess with my head when I'm sick.

Float On is one of the most addicting songs ever. Thank you very much.

My childhood: Neopets were the shit.

I better get a lot of rest before I go out with my girlfriend tomorrow. Haven't seen her in forever and a day.

Today ends with me finally wearing my glasses, Float On for the billionth time on replay, a thought of how sweet my boyfriend is, my superman shirt, this really long sentence, and a deep breath.

I barfed my first barf of 2010. History was made.

37 ; [Never Listen]

BSA was amazing but not as good as last years. I hope it's better next year ; I plan to do more than one club by then. Next up: May Fest. I'm back in hip hop club now that BSA is over. Aha. I'm having so much fun dancing. This summer I plan on going back to my old Tahetian dance group ; pretty exciting to me.

My cousin recently bought a mustache t-shirt for me from Zumies. It's adorable! "Mustaches: Little wings for your nose" I'm in love with the shirt and my mom plans on ordering me a mustache comb necklace from HT. It's so freaking awesome!

Romeo and Juliet is not fun PERIOD

I'm piled in homework at the moment, so I'll be off. Clark Kent ; AWAY!

36 ; [Define "Jazmine"]

1. Worlds #1 drama queen
2. Hides a lot of secrets.
3. Pervert
4. Fail procrastinator
5. Always tries her best, but ends up failing anyway.
6. That girl who needs an inhaler but refuses to get a checkup for asthma.
7. Never-gonna-be-a-mangaka-wannabe.
8. Sensitive, serious, quirky.
9. Remembers useless information.
10. Mommy and Daddy's girl.
11. Torturer of siblings.
12. Total bitch ALL THE TIME.
13. "Miss Mustache"
14. Dory, The Forgetful Fishy. (old nickname at KYSC)
15. A slug.
16. A love writer, but nothing makes sense without grammar.
17. The definition of sex-offender.
18. The jiggly butt stick.
19. Holds everybody dear to her, like a mother and her children, especially people that she doesn't know. (Meaning she'd cry for somebody who died and doesn't even know.)
20. The rocking, weaboo, IS-LANDER girl.
21. A TOTAL TROLLING MOTHER FUCKER.
22. The one dating the best guy ever.
23. A hoe.

35 ; [Spicy Puff]

My mouth is burning from Flamin' Hot Cheeto Puffs. Yeah, I don't like Cheetos, but since it's not all cheese, I'm cool with it. I need ice cream now! Well, Cheetos were the only thing I really wanted after BSA rehearsals and I had to go home right away.

Today was dress rehearsals. Dear, god! We wore our skirts and tanktops and the stage was fucking cold! BSA for middle schools are tomorrow. I'm excited!

34 ; [Failure]

I'm so sorry I couldn't make it to the concert, friend. Damn. I know you're upset about that boy, but don't worry; thing's will even out soon. I promise. You're a wonderful person and you don't need him.

Today started off with the coughs of my love. Newly found fetish: having somebody cough into mouth. It's sort of an inside joke with me and my boyfriend. I'd like to rant about my Algebra teacher and her grading/teaching skills, but I have no clue how to rant about something like that. All I know is that it'd include the words: bitch, hoe, fucking, mother, holy, fucker, kneegrow or nigguh(as gurlfran would say), hate, failure, FUCKITYFUCKFUCK, cat owner. But I won't go into that. What a wonderful woman!

BSA is coming closer and closer. I'm actually pretty excited! Sadly, my old middle school isn't going to be there. I practically asked every 8th grader I know and NONE of them got a fieldtrip slip to my school. It's quite upsetting. Well, Polynesian girls have been working very hard on the routine; everyday they'd call me or have the president tell me we were going to have practice and I needed to teach parts of the dance. I'm loving the dedication!

I'm teaching myself the dance for "He Mele No Lilo" from Lilio&Stitch. The dance was coro'd by Polynesian School of The Arts. It's awesome. The downside to it is that it's a hawaiian dance, not a tahetian dance. I'm no good at hula. I can't coordinate my arms and legs! I can only do it with my legs. This is why I'm taking Hawaiian Club next year. Aha.

33 : [Sweat Without Blood]

I practiced the same routine over and over again ; about eight times while the iPod was on repeat. Oh, I borrowed the president of Polynesian Club's iPod for the night. Aha. How the wonderful music on his pod reminds me of my childhood. I just realized how much of an "island girl" I was. Short shorts or skirt, long ass hair, super tan, always wore things that would freeze you to death in San Fran. Yeah, that was me several years ago. Now I'm that quiet "dark red-haired" girl that wears skinny jeans, expensive jackets, black shoes (Vans or Converse), sprints fast, big butt, and is a moustache freakazoid.

I almost forgot! I got my grade back on this glossary I needed to make in Bio and my teacher gave me a 30/30, but the comment on the back said: "Very cute! No mustaches?!" I was laughing so much after I read it. Obviously the teachers have noticed my little obsession.

32 ; [The Same Old Song]

GUESS WHAT?! It's March.

So recently I've been practicing, teaching, rehearsing, (whatever you want to call it.) Polynesian for this assembly called "Brother Sister Assembly (BSA)", and it's been taking up so much time! Because I went to this certain dance group while I was a kid, I know most of the dances we do in the Polynesian club, so I teach some of the other members. SOME of the other members. Our club is full of Seniors though. I'm slowly attracting more Freshman so that we have a new group when all the Seniors graduate next year. Aha. Damn, it sounds like I'm taking over this group. I'm basically obsessive over it now!

Well, Monday and Tuesday we had lunch practice which was about 45 minutes. This caused me to sleep during English, fifth period. Yeah, Good think I'm fine with that class.

There's this weird classmate I have who is sort of "special" and he's always peeking into the girls locker room. The creepy part is that he only leaves the door when I come out and sometimes he comes super close and says something creepy like "OH, baby. That's so hot." And I just get really scared..

BSA rehearsals after school on Monday and Tuesday. Oh, jeez. That was "fun"? Monday we messed up on stage. There were only three of us ; Two Seniors and I danced for the auditions. We messed up on this long four eighth count. Oh, well. Tuesday's practice was flawless, but we had more people in our group. About four more girls I believe.

During lunch today, we only had a small and cramped classroom to practice. There were so many of us in there. A lot of them didn't even need to be there, especially the guys. It was only the girls practicing while the guys sang "Part In The U.S.A." with an uke. Sounded really good though, then some guy started rapping while somebody played the uke. Epic much?

Friday is my old middle school's "Pop Concert", which is something I really want to go to. Those things are fun and sometimes I get to see old classmates. Oh, how I miss them so. I'm looking forward to seeing some of the 8th grade students at BSA. I'm actually excited to preform for once! I can actually dance in front of others without stage fright. I'm so proud of myself!

An addictive song :
The (shipped) Gold Standard - Fall Out Boy

Today ended with electrode-pads, a twitchy girl with relaxed muscles, tired legs, a pink BSA slip that was finally finished being signed, the thoughts of my friend's love lives(drama), a sigh, this super long sentence, and a thought.